{"blog_title":"English Collection","version":"1.0","blog_url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/","provider_name":"Hatena Blog","width":"100%","provider_url":"https://hatena.blog","type":"rich","categories":["\u82f1\u8a9e\u5b66\u7fd2"],"height":"190","image_url":null,"title":"Excuses for being late","description":"\u9045\u523b\u3057\u305f\u751f\u5f92\u306e\u8a00\u3044\u8a33\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u4e8c\u3064\uff1a\u305d\u306e\u4e00\uff1a hundred dollar billTeacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. \u305d\u306e\u4e8c\uff1a road sign Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the\u2026","url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/entry/3a0ec55fd4c6cbcc2af82f5a0adb2cc1","author_url":"https://blog.hatena.ne.jp/akabane_k/","published":"2011-03-06 09:39:53","author_name":"akabane_k","html":"<iframe src=\"https://hatenablog-parts.com/embed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fakabane-k.hatenablog.com%2Fentry%2F3a0ec55fd4c6cbcc2af82f5a0adb2cc1\" title=\"Excuses for being late - English Collection\" class=\"embed-card embed-blogcard\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: 190px; max-width: 500px; margin: 10px 0px;\"></iframe>"}