{"author_name":"akabane_k","width":"100%","title":"Puns","blog_url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/","blog_title":"English Collection","height":"190","url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/entry/778ca4dad8c3aa4bbf4f25f05146afbf","provider_url":"https://hatena.blog","image_url":null,"description":"\u99c4\u6d12\u843d\u3092\u4e09\u3064\u3002 \u5206\u304b\u308a\u6613\u3044\u3088\u3046\u306b\u99c4\u6d12\u843d\u306e\u500b\u6240\u306f\u592a\u5b57\u306b\u3057\u307e\u3057\u305f\u3002Hospital taking too long to get a new cornea for my missus. I need a faster wife-eye provider.Tightrope walkers aren't born with instincts to walk across any kind of rope. They must be taut.The inventor of the atomiser has died. He will be mist.","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Hatena Blog","author_url":"https://blog.hatena.ne.jp/akabane_k/","categories":["\u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u672c\u3092\u8aad\u3080"],"type":"rich","published":"2015-11-01 09:35:27","html":"<iframe src=\"https://hatenablog-parts.com/embed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fakabane-k.hatenablog.com%2Fentry%2F778ca4dad8c3aa4bbf4f25f05146afbf\" title=\"Puns - English Collection\" class=\"embed-card embed-blogcard\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: 190px; max-width: 500px; margin: 10px 0px;\"></iframe>"}