{"width":"100%","blog_url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/","categories":["\u82f1\u5358\u8a9e"],"type":"rich","description":"Reader's Digest 10\u6708\u53f7\u306e\u8a18\u4e8b \"Humor in Uniform\" \u304b\u3089\u5f15\u7528\u3057\u307e\u3059\u3002 While in paratrooper training school, I asked the instructor, \"What happens if the parachute doesn't open?\" \"It's guaranteed,\" he reassured me. \"If it doesn't open, just bring it back.\"","author_name":"akabane_k","image_url":null,"url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/entry/785963d76cd3106faff58850569acd79","provider_name":"Hatena Blog","height":"190","version":"1.0","published":"2020-11-20 06:59:09","provider_url":"https://hatena.blog","author_url":"https://blog.hatena.ne.jp/akabane_k/","html":"<iframe src=\"https://hatenablog-parts.com/embed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fakabane-k.hatenablog.com%2Fentry%2F785963d76cd3106faff58850569acd79\" title=\"parachute guaranteed - English Collection\" class=\"embed-card embed-blogcard\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: 190px; max-width: 500px; margin: 10px 0px;\"></iframe>","blog_title":"English Collection","title":"parachute guaranteed"}