{"type":"rich","blog_title":"English Collection","published":"2013-03-17 07:29:23","provider_url":"https://hatena.blog","blog_url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/","title":"milking","categories":["\u82f1\u8a9e\u5b66\u7fd2"],"author_url":"https://blog.hatena.ne.jp/akabane_k/","provider_name":"Hatena Blog","url":"https://akabane-k.hatenablog.com/entry/b06aa79bee4a4f554a859f5be8a42d90","html":"<iframe src=\"https://hatenablog-parts.com/embed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fakabane-k.hatenablog.com%2Fentry%2Fb06aa79bee4a4f554a859f5be8a42d90\" title=\"milking - English Collection\" class=\"embed-card embed-blogcard\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: 190px; max-width: 500px; margin: 10px 0px;\"></iframe>","description":"\u3042\u308b\u30b3\u30e1\u30c7\u30a3\u30a2\u30f3\u3068\u306e\u30a4\u30f3\u30bf\u30d3\u30e5\u30fc\u8a18\u4e8b\u304b\u3089\u3067\u3059\u3002The best heckle I ever received was... when I did a show in a rural community. A couple came in 20 minutes late; I asked them why. The guy said, \"I've been milking.\"Instinctively, his wife - and I don't know why she felt the need to clarify this - said, \"Not me, the cows!\"","author_name":"akabane_k","height":"190","width":"100%","image_url":null,"version":"1.0"}