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  <blog_title>English Collection</blog_title>
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    <anon>英語学習</anon>
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  <description>Beside himself with panic, an expectant father shouts frantically down the phone, &quot;My wife's having a baby and her contractions are only two minutes apart!&quot;&quot;Is this her first child?&quot; asks the doctor.&quot;No,!&quot; shouts the Dad-to-be, &quot;this is her husband!&quot;電話で使う英語を習った人は分かりますが、日本語では在り得ないジョークですね。</description>
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  <published>2012-11-04 07:46:53</published>
  <title>All in the delivery</title>
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