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  <description>遅刻した生徒の言い訳ジョークを二つ：その一： hundred dollar billTeacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. その二： road sign Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the…</description>
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  <title>Excuses for being late</title>
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